I'm not the sort of girl to brag, but I think I look pretty good in this picture.
My role in Baskerville Manor is to to take up as much space as possible, eat the compost in the flowerpots, redistribute the contents of the bin and encourage my mom to put her boots away.
I've had my own Facebook account for some years, and now my mom thinks I'm ready to tell my story on my very own blog. There's an option here to support World Wildlife Fund, so if you love animals, please visit The Diva's Page often and click the panel to the right.
I'm cheating a bit with the top picture, I only ever look like that after a day at the spa. My preferred look is a little more casual. My favourite pastimes, after 
chewing any of my Mom's possessions, are:
Rolling in badger poo
Taking nice long drinks of water, sticking my face in the flowerpot, then attempting to kiss the nearest human
Rolling in fox poo
Stealing Timmie's food
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