Offcuts

After the May round of Grooming Wars, Yours Truly Confused called in re-inforcements.

Naomi has just started Naomi’s Scruffy Paws and needed some practice before her final grooming exams.  She plans to provide grooming services to rescue dogs to help them get new homes.  Yours Truly Confused volunteered me as a test subject.  I’m not sure if this is ethical.

It certainly isn’t ethical to have a two against one round of Grooming Wars, so I will not concede defeat this time.

Naomi had not worked on girls as big as me before and I think she was quite impressed at the amount of hair she had to shear off.  Her wireless clippers discharged when she was only half-way through (har har).

 

 

 

I have to say, Naomi did a rather nice job, I think I look extra gorgeous now.

Drying off

Because I am so hairy, after my bath, Yours Truly Confused likes me to wear a dressing gown so I don’t shake and drip all over the house.

This is the bit I really like, all warm and snug on my bed, being told I am good and beautiful.

Blue Suede Shoes… R.I.P.

 

Yours Truly Confused had these really nice blue suede shoes.  Apparently, really comfortable, and much-loved.

 

 

 

 

I thought they could do with some adjustments, but I’m not sure my work has been appreciated.

 

 

 

 

 

Princess Chloe the First hopes that Yours Truly Confused doesn’t notice the job she did on the white lace shoes.